TURNING 50 JOKES

Parodist, accordionist, and Idolator patron saint "Weird Al" Yankovic turns 50 today, and what better way to celebrate a half-century of his existence than to post a bunch of his videos? End the week laughing, that's what I say. OK, get ready for the food jokes! MORE »Source : Idolator (subscribe)Explore : Actors and Actresses, Music, Weird Al Yankovic

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell. 17. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one. 18. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. 19. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection. ... 28. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. 29. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'. 30. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."... :funny: Got any employee evaluations coming up at work Gemma? ...

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He went up to the car and asked, "Do you know that you were doing at least 50 mph over the speed limit?" The driver replied, "Was I officer, I'm terribly sorry but I wasn't aware of that." The policeman said, "May I see your drivers license please?" ... said the policeman turning white, "Ok so you have no drivers license, you have stolen this car, there is a gun in the glove compartment, and a body in the trunk?" "Yes," said the man, sounding slightly irritated. ...