EMPLOYEE APPRECIATION POEM

@vicious, Thanks for the appreciation of my style. To answer your question, thank heavens that I am not frustrated to this extent. But somehow I feel these in the darkest dreams of mine. Just brought them out in this poem. I do really ponder on your question; it is a tough one to answer as I have never experienced such anguish to vent out. ... Employee- Boss Aap Shadi-Shuda Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyu Dete Ho? Boss-Kyu Ke Unhe Pehle Se Hi Galiya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai ...

It turns out that Patty was not only an appreciative employee, but daughter as well. Patty worked for her father and noticed the struggles he experienced day to day and wanted to show her appreciation. Four years after Patty registered ...

Of course it's a problem, because the poem reaches for old, dumb, and offensive stereotypes in trying to make its parodic point. But I don't see why an employee of the PF, let alone a paid contractor (which I have previously and happily been) ..... Looking back at it, I'm still horrified, but I can register some appreciation for the Dostoevsky-​like metaphysical argument at the book's core. Kent, I know you've spoken openly here about your tendency to call people out for ...

Because lines like “unicorn believers don't declare fatwas” and “King Hussein and President Fabio, always just about to touch each other on their devolved sparkle-offs and Neil Patrick Harris appreciation pages” oddly inspire me, and because it's ... If an employee is absent on one or both of these days because of sexual activity or illicit affairs, the Company reserves the right to verify the reason before approving unconditional love. #2. flarf2. “Poems About Trees” ...

Barbara Holland; A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. - Jean Burden; A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly ..... Gene Perret; In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day. – Anonymous; Life begins at retirement. – Anonymous; Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. ...