DIRTY TEXT MESSAGE

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I lent my phone earlier to a friend of a friend so they could send a text message. The lack of numbers and previous messages stored therein was grounds for suspicion: "This is your dirty phone, innit? Your down-low phone. The phone your girl don't know about. The phone you go away with. Don't worry, I'll delete this after, yeah. Pay-as-you-go on the down-low..." And now I've got two missed calls...Source : Secondhand Smoke (subscribe)

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The text message read thus: “dirty politics is not an exclusive preserve of anybody. But it's better played within the precinct of one's domain. Next time you would try such dirty trick in Port-Harcourt, you will surely have me to ...

Love : Today, I was at AT&T getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said 'you should see this'. It was a text message from some girl apologizing ... Read more. ... You will find someone way better who won't get the girl he's cheating on u with to do his dirty work. You deserve better. #11 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:43am by xxcrazybestiexx. Of course, you need your phone fixed. It is obviously broken if it spews out terrible messages like that. ...

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So the HB is coming after all. I have continued playful CF and some dirty text messages which gained some positive feed back. I told her i had a dirty dream about her and she seemed interested in knowing that happened in it etc. ...